You have Twitter followers a plenty
Each time you retweet me I gain 20
Your Insta account is no slouch itself
So many likes when you pull a pic off the shelf
Your followers are all Texas youth
To figure this out, it doesn’t take a sleuth
The Lutz Grind crew may grow and grow
But for me I still just don’t know
What does it mean to truly grind?
And how do you get inside these teen’s mind?
You have a straight line to the high school runners brain
I don’t get it, it’s truly insane
Some of your tweets, seem a little rash
But the Texas youth picks em up like they’re straight cash.
I guess that’s what happens when you’re a high school champ
6 years later, you can use your name to start a running camp
Going to Texas probably didn’t hurt
That Flotrack connection apparently helps sell a t-shirt
Maybe someday the adolescent masses will love me too
Then I can tweet pics of my Fu Man Chu
In the meantime, please keep tagging me in stuff.
No matter how many followers you refer, it’ll never be enough.